The most important rule to follow when using social media is to avoid this.
There are many unscrupulous marketeers out there who will try and sell you this.
However, readers are smart and even if you try to dress it up, they will still know what it is.
No matter how sweet you make make it, they will always see through the ploy.
No amount of repackaging will make a difference
You can even try the direct approach, hoping that readers will see the irony. You may get a laugh, but definitely not a sale.
Ultimately, all the reader will see is this.
Do you really think that yours will stand out? I didn't think so.
So do everybody a favour.
And people may just start to take notice of what you have to say.